Darlings, its The Diva...finally managing to find time to update you all on my most recent findings and irritations.  So, I'm in Aruba and I see women all over the beach looking crazy.  How, you ask?  Well, apparently, how they feel about themselves on the inside is not transferring correctly to their outside appearance.  Because I am a confident woman, I love to see other confident women, but please don't mistake your willingness to wear a teeny weeny bikini (even though you are still trying desperately to lose that last 75 10 pounds) for confidence.  Oh.  I'm all for flaunting your best assets, but know what your best assests are, flaunt them and keep the rest safely and securely fastened.  If what's bouncing is not in your bikini top, FAIL!  If what's jiggling is not in your bikini bottoms, FAIL AGAIN!  And if the hair I can see is any place other than on your head, FAIL WITHOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF EVER PASSING!  Oh.

The Diva wants you to feel good about yourselves, ladies, but she does NOT want you to make fools of yourselves.  Have a bit of humility, please.  Allow someone to tell you that you look good before you assume you do.  Oh.  The fact that you love yourself and are confident in your look doesn't mean you look good in anything and everything.  Now, I'm not one of those people that thinks you have to be skinny to be pretty.  In fact, this message isn't just going out to my plus size divas.  Skinny women must also realize that a bikini is not your friend if all it shows is that you need to eat.  Oh.  If you aren't even packing enough to fill up an extra small bikini top and bottom, then you need to find a way to fluff it up, push it out and fake it 'til you make it cuz that is just as unattractive as the opposite.  Finally, for all of you ladies out there that have kept yourself tight, right and have just enough of what you need in all of the right places...congratulations, that's fantastic!  So, why are you covering it up?

Now, I know I've been harsh here and that was necessary because Spring and Summer are quickly approaching.  I would, however, like to leave you with a bit of a softer message and tone because I realize that some of these choices you all are making is due to either a lack of confidence or an over-abundance of confidence - neither of which should be attractive to you or anybody you might be trying to impress.  It is a well known fact that confidence comes from within.  No matter what you're wearing on the outside, you are much cuter when you have a QUIET confidence on the inside.  So, don't feel like you have to try to flaunt something you don't have or show too much of what you do have...especially to keep or get a man.  Honeyboo was right about looking good for your man, but she and I both know that no amount of fabulous can stop an unappreciative man from getting bored and choosing to stray.  So, do what's comfortable for YOU and make sure YOU own it.  And just like anything else you own, take care of it, take pride in it and respect it.  If you don't, you're going to be salty when you're ready to sell it and you find out that even after you have bartered, bargained, traded and come down on the price you have no other choice but to give it away for free. 

Until next time, remember that when you're having a hard time loving yourself you can always...ALWAYS...count on your inner diva.

Much Love Darlings!

The Diva

What up, all my loyal Girl, Yes! subjects....HoneyBoo checkin in and I'm about to cause some controversy tonight!  But what's new?!?!  LOL

So I'm with my man last night...given him what he likes...some mouth to mouth (i.e., suckin d*ck).  And I'm workin him out, makin him speak in tongues and shit...he's damn near gettin violent off that shit...and I'm like "Damn, I'm a baaaad bitch!" Oh.

The Diva and I were talkin about mouth to mouth service today and laughin at how easy it is to get yo man caught up in it when he's receiving...and how it's all about the control for the ladies when we're in that position.  But then the question came up...why do most men say lickin p*ssy is their favorite pasttime?  And of course, the first answer is the same...it's all about the control for the men when they're in that position.  But I had to put the brakes on that shit immediately.  Boo, you don't have no power ova THE BOX!  I control it and everything about it!  So, whe nyou think you doin something because I told you it was good...that don't mean you control it!  HELL NAW!

Lemme let you in on a lil secret...I can turn my volume on and off.  If you're lickin the cat, then we most definitely got sumthin going on.  Again ladies, if you don't like the n*gga that's givin you mouth to mouth then go get tested cuz you spreadin yo shit wide for too many tasters! Oh.  But if you're lickin the cat and the cat's talkin back that's only because I've decided to let you feel like the man for a minute.  Make no mistake...it's been done before...made many a n*gga salty as hell too....SILENCE!  Ladies, you wanna bring yo man back down to earth afta he's had an EGO moment?  Let him lick the cat and he gets no feedback.  Just lay there..shit, start lookin at your nails and yawn! Oh.  My point, to the fellas, is that you don't control anything that has to do with THE BOX!  However, don't get discouraged Boo...you were ignorant to the power of THE BOX before this blog...you'll get back to that point after your girl gives you a good session of mouth to mouth next time.  All you have to do is keep steppin up yo game and we will continue to let you feel like you control some shit in the heat of the moment...like you can get what you want when you're lickin MY shit!  Boo, that's what I want! Oh.

So, yes, mouth to mouth is all about control...mine...and your false sense of it! Oh!

Until next time, HoneyBees....keep it safe, keep it secret..unless he's fine as hell, then lay all yo shit bare!

HoneyBoo